goose

Meanings

• web-footed long-necked typically gregarious migratory aquatic birds usually larger and less aquatic than ducks
• a man who is a stupid incompetent fool
• flesh of a goose (domestic or wild)
• pinch in the buttocks
  • "he goosed the unsuspecting girl"
• prod into action
• give a spurt of fuel to
  • "goose the car"

Synonyms

bozo, cuckoo, fathead, goof, goofball, jackass, twat, zany