cockeyed

Meanings

• turned or twisted toward one side; - G.K.Chesterton
• incongruous;inviting ridicule
  • "that's a cockeyed idea"
• very drunk

Synonyms

absurd, askew, awry, besotted, blind drunk, blotto, crocked, derisory, fuddled, idiotic, laughable, loaded, lopsided, ludicrous, nonsensical, pie-eyed, pissed, pixilated, plastered, preposterous, ridiculous, skew-whiff, slopped, sloshed, smashed, soaked, soused, sozzled, squiffy, stiff, tight, wet, wonky